Wednesday, October 15, 2008

"Børk! Børk! Børk!"

Yuoor Huruscupe-a - Tumurroo, Ooctuber 16, 2008
Tudey yuoo cuoold be-a in zee muud tu currect oozeer peuple's behefeeur, Cheff. Iff yuoo ere-a sculdeeng yuoor cheeldree, thet's ookey. Vhee yuoo sculd yuoor coourkers, thet's unuzeer stury! Zeey meeght nut be-a su oopee tu yuoor creeticism! Try nut tu let negetife-a theenking coose-a yuoo tu lesh oooot veet temper.

5 comments:

JethRobyn said...

my head hurts again, but this ones not even math! very awesome still.

Hosander said...

You're a weirdie

Jancisco said...

Why in the world did you think of this? How does the title relate? How did you remember that character, even?

Is that a real horoscope?

Thaddeus said...

Jan, all excellent questions.

It all started when I was looking up Swedish wedding traditions for my friend's upcoming wedding (since he is marrying a girl of the Swede-persuasion). [Whoever says "I do" louder gets to be head of the household.]

I stumbled upon the picture and I was just going to publish that (because who doesn't love muppets? Especially the endearing Swedish chef?)

Then I recalled reading about a Firefox plug-in that will automatically translate any webpage into Swedish Chef-speak --known as "Bork Bork Bork"--, so I installed that (on one of the engineering lab computers) and found a random horoscope to translate.

It is a real horoscope, but it's much funnier when the Chef reads it, isn't it?

Word Diva said...

you continue to mock my profession at all occaisions. Wait until I sic the three accepted academic fonts on you-Times New Roman, Verdana, and Arial. Then we will see who laughs last swedish chef.