I have been a very good boy this year! I kept my room clean and I don't run with scissors and I don't fight with my roommates. I even let Bret have one of my yummy pieces of chocolate fudge!
I think you should consider me for the nice list this year. And if I make it I have a lot of ideas for presents instead of the usual sock full o' coal. I made a list (some ideas --no requirements on brand or price or anything), but you need to scroll down and find my name and click on "view my complete profile" and then click on "wishlist."
If I'm still on the naughty list, I understand. Even your coal is beautiful and fun to play with and surprisingly delicious.