Dear Designer Clothing Company,
I regret to inform you that I will not wear your shirts, jeans, hats, and shoes sporting your company logo until I am compensated according to market advertising prices. I am well aware of how much corporations will pay for name-recognition and viral marketing schemes.
Did you really think we'd fall for it? That we would pay handsomely for the "privilege" of promoting your wares to all the other kids at school?
I will gladly display your logo on my clothing as soon as you hire me as an advertiser.