Mr. USU 11th Ward continued...
Okay, here are the final ideas: I'm going to dress as Homestarrunner for the superhero (a simple costume: white (long) pants, red shirt with star, blue beanie, arms tucked inside shirt).
I'm going to sing "I Hold Your Hand In Mine," possibly to a lovely young audience member.
And I'm going formal in evening wear suited to my ancestry. I'm putting together a rather make-shift kilt tomorrow evening and this is where I hope things get pulled together suitably. If any of y'all have some tips for making a quick, yet believable kilt, send 'em my way. (I already found the fabric)